Hail to the Bacon King

A lyric poem about the oh so sacred bacon-y deliciousness. Enjoy!

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Let’s all hail the bacon king
The greasy God
A pig’s best feats

Let’s all hail the bacon king
Who lives on Crispy Lane

So where do you find this delicious delicacy?
All around and about in a store near you
Then you cook it and you eat it and savor it too
Now let’s go find some bacon!

So how do you eat this mystical item?
You can skillet, you can bake it, or even put it in lasagna
If you can’t handle the grease then shame on you
Even if you are a health nerd!

So who do you share this tasty treat with?
Bring your family, bring your friends, or even your parent’s dog
It’s so amazing how a small piece of pig has so much power
Let’s tip our hats to Porky!

Let’s all hail the bacon king
The greasy God
A pig’s best feats

Let’s all hail the bacon king
Who lives on Crispy Lane

Are you ready to enjoy this special gift?
There’s feats and treats and sweets to eat
It’s time to enjoy this super epic feast
At the Chicago Baconfest!

I’m sure you’re wondering who the bacon king is
It’s whoever supplies this amazing tastiness
But have no fear, you’ll always find some strips
Even after singing silly songs… about bacon!

Let’s all hail the bacon king
The greasy God
A pig’s best feats

Let’s all hail the bacon king
Who lives on Crispy Lane