Welcome to the “Pub Burger Bacon Joint”, the only place in Averageland that serves the world renown “Bacon Avalanche”, which is a ½ pound bacon burger patty topped with barbecue sauce, french fried onions, grilled onions, avocado, pickles, pepper jack cheese, and 3 slices of bacon. Not only does it serve this delicacy, but it’s also the most popular bar in town because it has a room for a “coffee shop” type performance room for amateur performer nights, a room with a stage to host dancing and performances, as well as a bar area with tables for people to sit, chill, and eat lots and lots of bacon. Mmmmmmm, bacon!
If only this was real...
Now if only jet packs were real too... then we could fly!
More importantly, if I could invent this I would, but you know how when you honk your horn in your car, it sends a signal to the person in front of you? What about if you need to honk to the idiot who's tailing you from behind? Your blinkers (warning lights) won't do that job, so why not make some kind of blue light that flashes quickly to your rear bumper that's activated with a button that's placed next to your warning lights and you push it when you want to "honk" at the person behind you? People generally also aren't sensitive to blue if they're colorblind anyways! That would be pretty neat!
Feel free to post any of your crazy random ideas that you wish would come alive! Imagination at its finest!
But wouldn't it be cool if GPSes had cop radars in them as an extra add-on feature? I know they're of course sold separately and have nothing to do with each other, but it would be a huge convenience to have both combined... as well as potentially saving you some money on tickets. It's a win-win situation! And, you'd have one less piece of equipment to worry about losing or getting stolen!
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